Erotic Nightmares

According to my urologist my body does not produce enough testosterone. You wouldn't know that from looking at the top of my head, which is getting so sparse that it is reminding me of a desert landscape. Anyways, my doctor, Dr. Johnson (a great name for urologist, don't you think?) Prescribed me topical testosterone gel to rub on my arms every morning. The only affects I've noticed so far are the following weird dreams:

Dream one:
this scene starts off with me in my room working on my computer and my father in his office. My mother has either long since died or moved out on us. A stocky , middle-aged blond curlyhaired Polish looking woman wearing an apron is dusting in the hallway. She opens my door and sits on the bed and beckons me to join her. We start kissing, and I end up eating her pussy. With my head buried down there, I'm horrified to discover that the cleaning lady has undergone a metamorphosis, and has become a giant poodle. I felt my erection withering away as I'm looking at her leg, which is covered with black curly fur and has one of those ankles that you see in a dog. Suddenly my father bursts in, tells the cleaning lady that she is fired, and slaps me hard across the face.

Dream two:
I was feeling a sense of deja vu, is if I had had this dream before, but I imagine myself as a 13-year-old in a locker room in the middle school. Some of the girls and school wanted to be cool, and the way they thought they could be cool would be to change after gym class in the boys dressing room. I remember sneaking peeks of the girls getting dressed and undressed, while working my way towards the whirlpool. I got into the whirlpool, and two women in the in their 20's, one blond and one brunette, came into the whirlpool with me. They told me that they were marketing a new candy bar to the middle school market. Then there brunette got on top of me and I went into her. Although this sudden the gym teacher burst into this scene and sprayed us all down with cold water.